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Feck me that was surreal even for this tuliphole.
One of the ?support? ladies knocked on the office door asking about the availability of software & hardware for an esteemed customer coz she was talking to said esteemed customer's mum on a batphone.
Turned out that the esteemed customer was in the lab doing whateverthefeck he was doing already.
Much joy ensued when said lady saw the esteemed customer was in the lab.
Apart from me, who couldn't actually give a tulip in the first place, being old & grumpy & fed up.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThey're offering salad for lunch at the AWS Summit. The acrid stench of lettuce hangs in the air. Thank God for Premier Inn Breakfast!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThey're offering salad for lunch at the AWS Summit. The acrid stench of lettuce hangs in the air. Thank God for Premier Inn Breakfast!Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostIt's probably macro-biotic as well, with quinoa. Can't be good for you."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Just been given a leaflet telling me how to use GP services in the area.
Apparently a quarter of all appointments could have been dealt with by some other health professional.
They neglected to state the number of repeat appointments patients needed to actually get diagnosed in the first place."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I'm sure that would have provided great comfort to the poor sod who died on his kitchen floor from an undiagnosed throat cancer some years ago.
Though we have a local luny who's been pursuing a surgery for the last 30 years after his son died of undiagnosed Addison's disease at the age of 10.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-19884470Last edited by zeitghost; 29 June 2017, 17:22.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostExercise done. Instructor was tulip.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Home!
Took nearly three hours, average speed of 43mph according to the Google Maps app. Turns out the M1 north of London gets quite busy in the so-called "rush hour"
Still, a pretty enjoyable day, all in allComment
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Originally posted by vwdan View PostYou're not at Premier Inn Excel are you?
It's a godforsaken neck of the woods around there. I'm sure Harold Shand would have done a much better job of Docklands, had he not been taken for a rideComment
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