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The Chunt of Chunts. -
Another sunnyish but freezing cold and frosty day.
The japanese knotweed looked particularly unhappy this morning.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostMorning all freezing out, but a good dog walk none the less. Last day WFH for the current ClientCo, tomorrow into the office to hand back the laptop and go to lunch.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostLunch & earn?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostData arrives with no March month end dataComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA few months ago someone gave me abusive -ve rep. So I -ve repped them into a breakdown. Admin then threatened to ban me until I pointed out they started it.
I got more abusive -ve rep 2 days ago. So I PMed admin asking if he would sort it out or I should handle it. Sadly he decided to sort it out. The abuse became "I love you" and the -ve turned into +ve.
Its just one big happy family on CUK.....Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe japanese knotweed looked particularly unhappy this morning.
2. Carefully pour petrol down the tube - enough to fill it.
3. Count to 5 and put a match to it. That will (should) burn its roots.
Of course, the correct way to do it is to print off these instructions, find one of your esteemed customers and get them to do it for you. Much safer.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post1. Take off and nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Afternoon all,
On arrival today I thought there was some new graduate scheme induction going on and seeing some of them I was feeling seriously old. Turns out it's bring your kids to work day today.Comment
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