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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    when do you escape the year 2007 posts?
    Currently in October.

    Shouldn't be too long now.

    Inneresting () that my preferred smilie was back then.

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      Morning all
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Morning all
        Client network backup? do you have actual work to do today?
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          Originally posted by eek View Post
          Client network backup? do you have actual work to do today?
          no its Milan who does the tapes.

          Not sure WTFH does apart from consume Japanese whisky.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            This morning I have learned that one of the collective nouns for Otters is a Romp.

            This make me happy
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              Originally posted by eek View Post
              Client network backup? do you have actual work to do today?
              The network is back again. Yesterday they had:
              1. VPN failure (someBob "tweaked" the software)
              2. An IBM board went pop with no redundancy, pulling down 3 servers that affected everywhere outside the US to varying degrees of tulipness.
              3. No tapes were harmed.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                This morning I have learned that one of the collective nouns for Otters is a Romp.

                This make me happy
                Some collective nouns are great (maybe Mr Fitz can do it for a MLFTB), e.g.
                A memory of elephants
                A dazzle of zebra
                A journey of giraffe (if they are moving)
                A tower of giraffe (if they are standing still)
                A crash of rhino
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  The network is back again. Yesterday they had:
                  1. VPN failure (someBob "tweaked" the software)
                  2. An IBM board went pop with no redundancy, pulling down 3 servers that affected everywhere outside the US to varying degrees of tulipness.
                  3. No tapes were harmed.
                  Oh Deity, not a Checkpoint upgrade?

                  I suspect I'll be in the office tomorrow its threatening to upgrade.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Maybe he can explain why its a shrewdness of Apes but a cartload of Monkeys?

                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ery,_by_animal

                    apes
                    shrewdness
                    troop

                    monkeys
                    barrel
                    cartload
                    tribe
                    troop
                    wilderness
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      Oh Deity, not a Checkpoint upgrade?

                      I suspect I'll be in the office tomorrow its threatening to upgrade.
                      Nope, Safenet. And not an upgrade - they won't say what someone did, possibly because they didn't document it or discuss it with their client who they are supposed to be supporting.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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