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    It's now pissing down & blowing a gale.

    Hurrah!

    Horizontal murrain of beasts.

    My absolute favourite.

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      Off to sort out the shopping while the weather is still fairly good

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        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        What do you do?
        It depends.
        How much do you pay?
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          It depends.
          How much do you pay?
          With the added credentials of being an alcoholic burnout.

          Don't forget your key selling points.
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            The Mrs leaves the "hell hole" at 4.

            At first instructed surplus to requirements for todays fun, unfortunately they then realised how much work she had actually been doing.


            Her response was contractor gold, "Ah cool another days money in my pocket"

            Given the boot for total BS "performance reasons", but still needed to complete the whole week

            Still, I'm sure we have all had them, including you at the moment WTFH
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Off to sort out the shopping while the weather is still fairly good
              I'm convinced Sainsburys is deliberately not selling OP.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                I'm convinced Sainsburys is deliberately not selling OP.
                Have you tried Black Sheep Riggwelter as an alternative? Brewed by (a) Theakston after all...

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                  Extract God was fed again last night.

                  Of a 1 year migration project where I designed the key interface (which all works apparently) and was told someone else was doing the data until they found they couldn't do half a million records in Excel so they asked me.

                  I realised this morning that I did half the total record count in 4 days (there are 1.2 times as many activities as any of the other records put together) not sure what the rest of the team are doing. Whats the betting I get crap review this year?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Departure imminent for the 2 hour madcap dash from ClientCo to School to Home to Brownies. Usually manage to screech into the car park with a couple of minutes to spare.

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                      Of course, then I'll be 20 minutes from home and need to be back at Brownies in an hour. Which is silly. Because whiling away an hour is what pubs are for. And there are many close by

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