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 Well the Accident Claims Helpline autodialler is doing overtime tonight. It's rung about three quarters of the phones in the office so far and still at it. Having a great time winding the poor lady that's answering the phone... and invoicing to boot. Happy days!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!! Comment
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 There was a "stranded vehicle" blocking the outside lane after the next-but-home junction on the M1, so we all got stopped while it was recovered. Looking at what was on the hard shoulder, I got the impression somebody else had been rear-ended too, presumably by stopping due to said vehicle while being followed by an idiot  Comment
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 If you have the car reg PM NLUK and he can pass the details on...Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHome! 
 
 There was a "stranded vehicle" blocking the outside lane after the next-but-home junction on the M1, so we all got stopped while it was recovered. Looking at what was on the hard shoulder, I got the impression somebody else had been rear-ended too, presumably by stopping due to said vehicle while being followed by an idiot merely at clientco for the entertainment merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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 Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWell the Accident Claims Helpline autodialler is doing overtime tonight. It's rung about three quarters of the phones in the office so far and still at it. Having a great time winding the poor lady that's answering the phone... and invoicing to boot. Happy days!
 I overheard when a fellow contractor answered, he said was glad they had rung at that very time, as he had just lost the use of his legs recently and was currently in a wheel chair.
 
 This went on for a while, he then admitted he was making it all up the woman then turned on him and said he was disgusting, morally bankrupt and an example of what was wrong with the whole of society 
 
 
 You couldn't make it up The Chunt of Chunts. The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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 Seems my instructors at my old gym are at my new gym. 
 
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