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Got a seat
With my reading specs on, I thought this couple across the room were so well prepared they'd brought a big thermos with a cool typographic motif on it. Then I put my normal specs on and realised it was an oxygen tank with "O2" in big letters on the side
Just waiting for blood results now. Unless they indicate a problem, I'll be relegated to outpatient status and sent home
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They not having a quick prostate examination while you are there? Maybe I should ring them and suggest it'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Especially as I ended up walking here from home - three miles in fifty-five minutesOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostI think his waiting list time was pretty good!
I thought I was popping next door for ten minutes when I went out this morning. Now it's nearly sunset, I've walked five miles, and I still haven't had anything to eat
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Isnt there a Greggs at Glenfield?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEspecially as I ended up walking here from home - three miles in fifty-five minutes
I thought I was popping next door for ten minutes when I went out this morning. Now it's nearly sunset, I've walked five miles, and I still haven't had anything to eat
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Dunno, I'm stuck in the coronary unit's waiting area and daren't leave in case somebody with a clipboard appears and calls my nameOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostIsnt there a Greggs at Glenfield?
They've decided I'm fine though, so they're chucking me out once the paperwork is done
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