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    Morning All

    for those, or whose family are suffering.

    I'm having a TPS report type day.

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      Morning all. Wet dog walk this morning.


      Most of the IT department at ClientCo are on holiday this week, which means I'm helping out with everything. It's also one of their birthdays, so cakes are in too. Enough for 25 people, but 8 of us here. So, as part of my helping out, I'm helping myself to an above-normal quantity of cakes.


      Nom and indeed nom nom.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Morning all.



        In with the hoi polloi.

        Not too niffy this morning.

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          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Well, sort of neither. He'd been at the docs yesterday afternoon - over the last three weeks he's started having migraine type headaches whenever he, er, something that I felt was maybe TMI to tell his mother!

          For some reason the GP decided he might be having a intracranial bleed, and packed him off to the hospital for a CT scan. After three and a half hours of waiting, the A&E doc saw him, told not to be daft and to take paracetamol.

          Not sure what led the GP to that conclusion in the first place.

          Anyway, he phoned to let me know!
          Er, yes.

          I get that sometimes.

          It's most unpleasant.

          You know it's going to be like being hit on the head with a brick at the crucial moment, but you ain't gonna stop.

          Paracetamol works.

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            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_headache



            Tell him to stop going at it so hard
            Tantric.

            Om.

            Om.

            Om.

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Other son!
              Good show.

              Enlarged glands not sign of plague then.

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                This is getting so irritating I'm gonna go away & do sommat less irritating.



                Byeeee

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Apparently, it doesn't seem to be related to the effort he puts in.
                  I'd rate that as TMI for mummy.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac

                    Amazon will provide

                    http://www.amazon.co.uk/POTASSIUM-BR.../dp/B00537ZZDC


                    sorted.




                    Mrs V is still moaning, apparently she can't dig the garden something about large wounds in her belly - blooming lightweight. But she is moaning quite loudly so must be getting better.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Reading Chuck Moore's history of Forth. He began programming when, as an undergraduate at Harvard, he took a part time job assisting in calculating satellite predictions and learned Fortran II: "My first program, Ephemeris 4, eliminated my job."

                      Chuck Moore: The Invention of Forth

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