test please delete

[aardvark]

I prefer aardvark vomit, less bitter.

Depends what I've been eating.

[mudskipper]

It's official. My mere presence in the vicinity makes bugs disappear.
Twice today I have gone over to witness software misbehaving. Twice it has behaved beautifully in my presence. Anyone want to hire me just to stand there?

[NickFitz]

PlanB for you?

Nah, I've worked in positions that involved dealing with the general public before. They're a bunch of bastards

[vetran]

As you say, her suffering is over.

+1

[NickFitz]

Afternoon root canal funtime is over. Looking forward to the local anaesthetic wearing off so I really get to enjoy the benefits

[SimonMac]

It's official. My mere presence in the vicinity makes bugs disappear.
Twice today I have gone over to witness software misbehaving. Twice it has behaved beautifully in my presence. Anyone want to hire me just to stand there and look pretty?

FTFY, or maybe not on second thoughts

[SimonMac]

Why does everything have to kick into action 30 mins before I leave for the weekend

[mudskipper]

FTFY, or maybe not on second thoughts

To borrow a phrase from MaryPoppins:

Piss off.

[DaveB]

mollusc panini with lark's vomit dressing is so passé these days. They will be serving sausage cobs with red sauce, although now they will be doing it ironically.

You mean hand made Iberico pork sausages in artisanal organic bread rolls with hand churned organic butter, and red sauce.

Ah, wait, this is Leicester, not London.

Sausage Cob and red sauce it is. They don't do irony in Leicester.

[Pondlife]

It's official. My mere presence in the vicinity makes bugs disappear.
Twice today I have gone over to witness software misbehaving. Twice it has behaved beautifully in my presence. Anyone want to hire me just to stand there?

Pretty impressive. However, Nor became a LinkedIn connection with me today and look what happened. I probably can't take all the credit I don't think. I'm just stating the facts so others may judge.