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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    It's a lovely day here in the East Midlands, I think I'll go into town and have a mooch.

    And maybe a cocktail.
    Excellent news! Deploy the sockies.....

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      Yesterday, I asked the people in the shared service centre to upload a file for me so that I can manipulate it and, basically, do what they pay me to do.

      Email this morning - the file arrived late so we're not going to bother.

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        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        #BenchLife

        You looking for a gig yet?
        <Music>

        Confidence is a preference for the habitual devotee
        Of what is known as
        (Benchlife)
        A business suit can be avoided
        If you take a route straight to what is known as
        (Benchlife)

        John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated
        By the women in HR, they love a bit of him.
        (Benchlife)
        Who's that Manager whining?
        You should cut down on your meetings mate, get some exercise!

        All the permies
        So many permies
        And they all go hand in hand
        Hand in hand through their benchlife

        I get up when I want except on Wednesdays
        When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen
        (Benchlife)
        I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea
        And I think about leaving the house
        (Benchlife)

        I feed the pigeons I sometimes feed the sparrows too
        It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
        (Benchlife)
        And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge
        There will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

        All the permies
        So many permies
        And they all go hand in hand
        Hand in hand through their Worklife

        It's got nothing to do with
        Project Management technique you know
        (Benchlife)
        And it's not about all those PM's
        Who go round and round and round
        (Benchlife)

        All the permies
        So many permies
        And they all go hand in hand
        Hand in hand through their Worklife

        Benchlife
        (Benchlife)
        Benchlife
        (Benchlife)
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Sure you are not crying out of love for your esteemed customers?
          I'm pretty goddamn sure that I'm not.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            <-Lizardly, no s

            Sorry to hear that mate.

            Sounds grim.






            for cat<-Lizardly no s
            +1
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              <Music>

              Confidence is a preference for the habitual devotee
              Of what is known as
              (Benchlife)
              A business suit can be avoided
              If you take a route straight to what is known as
              (Benchlife)

              John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated
              By the women in HR, they love a bit of him.
              (Benchlife)
              Who's that Manager whining?
              You should cut down on your meetings mate, get some exercise!

              All the permies
              So many permies
              And they all go hand in hand
              Hand in hand through their benchlife

              I get up when I want except on Wednesdays
              When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen
              (Benchlife)
              I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea
              And I think about leaving the house
              (Benchlife)

              I feed the pigeons I sometimes feed the sparrows too
              It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
              (Benchlife)
              And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge
              There will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

              All the permies
              So many permies
              And they all go hand in hand
              Hand in hand through their Worklife

              It's got nothing to do with
              Project Management technique you know
              (Benchlife)
              And it's not about all those PM's
              Who go round and round and round
              (Benchlife)

              All the permies
              So many permies
              And they all go hand in hand
              Hand in hand through their Worklife

              Benchlife
              (Benchlife)
              Benchlife
              (Benchlife)
              Slow day?
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                BoredNow(tm).

                This PCB layout is rapidly becoming Very Difficult.

                Ho hum.

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                  I do wish lunchtime would get it's fecking @rse in gear and turn up already.





                  /rumble

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                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    Slow day?
                    Procrastination in the face of a document review...
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      I do wish lunchtime would get it's fecking @rse in gear and turn up already.





                      /rumble
                      WHS+1

                      Been here since 07:00.
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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