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Dude I got it, I was being facetiousOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostA picture being worth a 1000 words:

Or a bit of a knob
I just don't know anymore.
Hope the penny drops with esteemed client and your day improves
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Isn't it varsity day today so shouldn't all your customers be on the pop? Or is that confined to the place down the hill?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFeck me.
One of the 3rd year Esteemed Customers has had pic interrupts explained to him.
For half an hour.
Now we're explaining how to count the pins on a 40 pin chip.
It goes from 1 to 20 down one side and 21 to 40 up the other.Comment
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Oh.
There seems to be sommat or other going on at the liberty stadium.
I think our esteemed customers have more important stuff to deal with.
Plus there's not reference to the slough of despond, just Cardiff & Swansea.Comment
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Well it is your birthdayOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostGreetings denizens
A sausage cob and a bacon cob from the cob shop over the road for lunch
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Living the dream!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostGreetings denizens
A sausage cob and a bacon cob from the cob shop over the road for lunch
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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