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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    About halfway between Portsmouth and Southampton.
    Other end to me then

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      Morning all.

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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Other end to me then
        Yep

        Its a about as far from home as I can get and still be in Hampshire, without ending up in the Solent. I can see the Isle of Wight from my digs.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I'm surprised he knows a big word like that. I guess someone called him it and he googled.
          Poor old Onan. He was a whipper outer not a

          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          This was the fortnightly retrospective, not the standup.

          They're threatening something to do with togas for the next one
          Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears, I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

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            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            Oh dear, looks like Cojak has been a bit trigger happy again
            Another "Go ahead, make my day" moment?<-Good, the Bad & the Ugly smilie

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Poor old Onan. He was a whipper outer not a



              Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears, I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                And the usual first day shenanigans begin.

                Manager I'm supposed to be working for is in meetings. No IT kit or account details. No Security pass.

                Have at least managed to aquire a cup of coffee, so it could be worse.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  And the usual first day shenanigans begin.

                  Manager I'm supposed to be working for is in meetings. No IT kit or account details. No Security pass.

                  Have at least managed to aquire a cup of coffee, so it could be worse.
                  You have achieved everything you could hope for today. You are on site....
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    I'm surprised he knows a big word like that. I guess someone called him it and he googled.
                    there are pictures
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Feck.

                      Fire drill.

                      Down 5 floors (6 if you count the steps outside).

                      Trog along to the carpark.

                      Then Up 5 floors ( 6 if you count the steps outside).

                      And to add to the joy, the phantom hammer has returned.

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