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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostOther end to me then
Its a about as far from home as I can get and still be in Hampshire, without ending up in the Solent. I can see the Isle of Wight from my digs."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm surprised he knows a big word like that. I guess someone called him it and he googled.
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThis was the fortnightly retrospective, not the standup.
They're threatening something to do with togas for the next oneComment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostOh dear, looks like Cojak has been a bit trigger happy againComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostPoor old Onan. He was a whipper outer not a
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears, I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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And the usual first day shenanigans begin.
Manager I'm supposed to be working for is in meetings. No IT kit or account details. No Security pass.
Have at least managed to aquire a cup of coffee, so it could be worse."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostAnd the usual first day shenanigans begin.
Manager I'm supposed to be working for is in meetings. No IT kit or account details. No Security pass.
Have at least managed to aquire a cup of coffee, so it could be worse.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm surprised he knows a big word like that. I guess someone called him it and he googled.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Feck.
Fire drill.
Down 5 floors (6 if you count the steps outside).
Trog along to the carpark.
Then Up 5 floors ( 6 if you count the steps outside).
And to add to the joy, the phantom hammer has returned.Comment
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