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Indeed. The entire scenario goes:Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI hadn't realised that whipping out one's willy like that could be considered courting.
Youth: Do you like wine gums?
Lass: Yes
Youth (whipping out said member): Well wind your gums round this.
Or that's how I was wooed in my teenage years.
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These days aren't piccies posted as part of text messages in courting? Or is that just Bagpuss?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIndeed. The entire scenario goes:
Youth: Do you like wine gums?
Lass: Yes
Youth (whipping out said member): Well wind your gums round this.
Or that's how I was wooed in my teenage years.
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Pinnacle of my day was failing to get a dvd to play because of copy protection.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWent to the shop. I think that will be the pinnacle of today's achievements
It was ok the last time I tried it.
Tonight, no joy.
Ho fecking hum.
I'll have to dig out that scart selector thingie that's hidden somewhere.
I wanted to watch "The Killers" (1946, Burt Lancaster).
Failing that, The Lone Ranger. The one where Tonto wears a dead bird on his head.
Marvellous.
Also, mint is a right bugger to dig up. It spreads underground & forms a mat of roots.
Bastard stuff.
I found a gooseberry bush in the middle of it all.Comment
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