In other news I have suit, shirt, bow tie, shoe polish and cash for when the freebies run out...
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostPanic over, outfit for tomorrows Client Co end of year ball (we have been told its not a christmas party) has miraculously appeared after being told it hadn't arrived last night, made sure it contains a new pair of drinking shoes tooI haven't been following your bromance in too much detail but this looks like it's destined for drunken indiscretion. Not judging, just sayin'Originally posted by eek View PostIn other news I have suit, shirt, bow tie, shoe polish and cash for when the freebies run out...
Make sure you two play safe now.
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I'm fairly safe. Mr Mac however is very popular with a few that bat for the other side.....Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI haven't been following your bromance in too much detail but this looks like it's destined for drunken indiscretion. Not judging, just sayin'
Make sure you two play safe now.
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Not a Viva, but a Chevette.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostVauxhall Vivas were bad, but not as 'interim' as Morris Marinas, which rusted away after a few years. I don't think their owners missed them.
(hands up if you've had sex in a Vauxhall Viva)

The lady's feet fitted just perfectly on the dashboard or the parcel shelf, can't remember which.
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It's the 'tacheOriginally posted by eek View PostI'm fairly safe. Mr Mac however is very popular with a few that bat for the other side.....
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I think the last "Xmas" party I went to was down at Philips Semiconductors.
It was in February.
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The lady in the Chevette liked my then moustache, apparently it tickled her fancy.Originally posted by DaveB View PostIt's the 'tache
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That's gone. There have been a few comments that he looked better with it....Originally posted by DaveB View PostIt's the 'tache
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Was it a brown chevette? That's real status. The viva was a sort of pukey beige with a brown vinyl roof IIRC.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe lady in the Chevette liked my then moustache, apparently it tickled her fancy.
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