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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHere you go, Zeity, electro-porn: http://www.indebraendt.dk/images/motivators/rule_34.jpg
With a camera and some time, you should be able to put together some stop-start animation
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I have been lying in bed since 5 a.m. worrying about what I posted online yesterday evening when pissed.
Mrs RC felt the need for a drink. So we went out for dinner and I shifted a satisfactory quantity of ale rather quickly.
Then came back and went online...
Thankfully, nothing serious. Phew!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Morning!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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I had to come into work early this morning as I have booked a dyson engineer to come and fix the machine. Anytime between 8am-1pmComment
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Gud Moaning
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI had to come into work early this morning as I have booked a dyson engineer to come and fix the machine. Anytime between 8am-1pm
The ClientCo vacuum cleaner?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Nah, my cleaner from home. I wasn't going to take time off to get it fixed so thought it best to book the engineer to come to workOriginally posted by RichardCranium View Post
The ClientCo vacuum cleaner?Comment
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