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    #210771
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Cheer me up? It wore me out!
    TPD has been lacking drivel recently so I thought I would add a little

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      #210772
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Well, Zeity old chap lizard, I've spent half the morning trying to find something suitable but without much success.

      Now don't you dare say you're bored for at least 15 minutes!
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Still bored now.
      Oh well, 36 minutes is something, I suppose.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #210773
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Alternatively, it was a saving of a return journey and a 2 hour competency-based interview.
        I never wanted to work in "that London" anyway

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          #210774
          a couple of the people from the kb club are grading tonight and my presence is required as a sparing partner.

          I'm still aching from the weekend

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            #210775
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            TPD has been lacking drivel recently so I thought I would add a little
            Indeed. I tried at the weekend, too. Which results in Zeity complaining it takes him too long on Monday morning to read it all. And then he complains he is bored.

            Perhaps we should all chip in and get him a fleshlight to keep him amused in work.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #210776
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Perhaps we should all chip in and get him a fleshlight to keep him amused in work.
              Don't ask why I ended up doing a Google image search for "fleshlight yoda" with safesearch off, just take it from me that it is traumatic.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #210777
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Don't ask why I ended up doing a Google image search for "fleshlight yoda" with safesearch off, just take it from me that it is traumatic.
                I would try this when I get home, however the office is a mess and I can't get to the desk due to ladders, tool box, paint dust sheets etc..

                I suppose I could use the netbook

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                  #210778
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  well that was a waste of 15 mins (telephone interview).

                  They want someone with skills I don't possess !
                  Better than a 4 hour drive to find that out.

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                    #210779
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Work, Rugby or both?
                    Work.

                    I can cope with the rugby.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #210780
                      Here you go, Zeity, electro-porn: http://www.indebraendt.dk/images/motivators/rule_34.jpg

                      With a camera and some time, you should be able to put together some stop-start animation
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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