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Is Baby Greg keeping ye awake?Bazza gets caught
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That sounds like a great solution. I need some kind of directional rocket boosters on the arms as well, although I'll need to be careful because of the swivel function.Originally posted by DaveB View PostA couple of bungie cords should sort that, and it means you dont have to get up to retrive things from the printer. Just push off from the desk, grap the paper and bounce back
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Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
That's solved it. Only took 2 weeks! Sleep deprivation is a terrible thing for problem solving skills.
This may be my crowning achievement of the day
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I wonder if he knows anything about Motor RacingOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostMildly disturbing isn't it?
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Crikey, yeah - you wouldn't want to go into a uncontrollable spinOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostThat sounds like a great solution. I need some kind of directional rocket boosters on the arms as well, although I'll need to be careful because of the swivel function.
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I never knew it involved being spanked by 5 ladies in uniform. How do they decide the winner? And where do the cars come in to it?Originally posted by DaveB View PostI wonder if he knows anything about Motor Racing
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Not with the bungies. They'd wind tighter and tighter, and eventually the rocket fuel would give out and then you'd be going back the other way and at the end the bungie would fly off and have your eye out. So safety glasses would be recommended as a minimum.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCrikey, yeah - you wouldn't want to go into a uncontrollable spin
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I'd stick with the mat idea.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostNot with the bungies. They'd wind tighter and tighter, and eventually the rocket fuel would give out and then you'd be going back the other way and at the end the bungie would fly off and have your eye out. So safety glasses would be recommended as a minimum.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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