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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Open the pod bay doors please HAL.
    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      Back from a brief w*rk interlude. Fully prepped for the deployment now this afternoon.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


        Morning all...

        Morning GAL How's stuff?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          I'm really losing the will to live with the work at clientco, its soooo boring and handle churning.
          I've not even bothered to shave this morning either
          I gave up shaving last year. Got beyond the "itchy beard phase" and never looked back.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


            Reminds me of the operators at a plant where I worked who didn't know what "erroneous" meant but all knew what "erogenous" meant...


            Pictures/diagrams is the solution I think - I can think of one for "it's f**ked"
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
              OH - Window cleaners just arrived. Must have smelt the kettle !

              See you later !
              Be gentle with him Does he have a moustache and foreign accent?
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Morning drivellers.
                Morning squire
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  I've just had some terrible news... .awful news

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                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Open the pod bay doors please HAL.
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Sorry, Dave, I can't do that...
                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
                    You'd never guess we're on an IT forum would you
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Morning squire
                      Morning. Where is you erstwhile compatriot HC these days? Did he shag the wrong secretary or something?
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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