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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
    Are you auditioning for a role as captain on a Vogon ship?
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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Are you auditioning for a role as captain on a Vogon ship?
      Linky.
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        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        Ahh - splendid! I was pondering having a look at the 12 book epic "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" by him. I think that snippet has wet my appetite.
        Ahh yes, just make sure you get an original copy and not the re-published version titled Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory.

        I always find this one comforting when using the gents.

        Relax mind
        Relax body
        Relax bowels
        Relax.
        Do not fall over.
        You are a cloud.
        You are raining.
        Do not rain
        While train
        Is standing at a station.
        Move with the wind.
        Apologise where necessary.

        And on that literary note, it's home time!
        Last edited by DaveB; 7 January 2009, 17:03. Reason: time to go home!
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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Are you auditioning for a role as captain on a Vogon ship?
          Not quite, just trying to find suitable ways to express my joy at seeing money in my bank account (even if it is all about to go straight back out).

          Vogon poetry will have to do until 5:30 when I can get some alchahol into my system..

          Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
          And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
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            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            No - a whale-tail combined with a slag tag can be quite horrific
            Whale tail, tramp stamp, and white flab.

            Topped with a Burberry baseball cap.

            Welcome to summer.
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              But we can go back to discussing female underwear if you like - sorry for the deviation!
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                Whale tail, tramp stamp, and white flab.

                Topped with a Burberry baseball cap.

                Welcome to summer.
                Doesn't belong in anyone's happy place that
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  And on that note it's Pimms and Spreadsheet o'clock!

                  "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    There's an old thread called test please delete,
                    That's blatantly right up your street,
                    It's fandom is as random
                    As two fish on a tandem
                    But they're all in all really quite sweet.

                    A fine piece of TPD poetry instead
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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      have you worked out what cream pie is yet cm?
                      And a fine example of DS23 smut.
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