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Don't swear!Originally posted by cojak View PostHow do any of you get work done?
I've managed a few sentences of a major doc that I haven't got a hope of finishing by the 31st...
Oh, hold on....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Perhaps you're happy to stay at ClientCo forever!?Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostOnly lifetime contract you'll get!
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What's the life expectancy of green alien lizards?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhose lifetime?
Yours, mine or theirs(
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No chance of them delaying the start of the new assignment until the New Year?Originally posted by cojak View PostTill the 31st....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Yes, thats right. Sorry, so who has been here longer?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostPerhaps you're happy to stay at ClientCo forever?
You are a cantankerous little soul today aren't you?? Any news on your laptop.Comment
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Nope - I suspect ClientCo to be in a bit of a stew - shame really as I love those kind of gigs (Thursday: "We need you at ClientCo in Switzerland 8am Monday...")Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNo chance of them delaying the start of the new assignment until the New Year?
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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You - I didn't get in till 9.00am today.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostYes, thats right. Sorry, so who has been here longer?
I thought you said you felt like you'd been here for eternity? It does feel like time has stood still for the last two years.
Moi? Pot, kettle, etc. ya cheeky sod!Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostYou are a cantankerous little soul today aren't you?? Any news on your laptop.
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That's why I don't really mind not having a contract by the 5th - something will turn up..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Fingers crossed for you.Originally posted by cojak View PostThat's why I don't really mind not having a contract by the 5th - something will turn up...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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