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Is bad sex, better than any sex??

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    #31
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    It can't have been you, he was an undertaker. My friends call him 'Coffin' to this day.
    Sorry....I saw the werewolf remark and it triggered me off


    Came across all paranoid like.....
    Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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      #32
      I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

      <From The Big Book Of Old Jokes>
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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        #33
        Absolutely. Up for it with anything, me.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #34
          How about this then?

          Granny dating

          PS NSFW
          PPS But I'm retired so SNEER!
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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