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Is bad sex, better than any sex??

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    #21
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    I've always fancied shagging a pregnant lady too. I suppose I should get the wife pregnant then...
    ?!
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #22
      Surely crap and non-crap isn't an objective measure - one persons crap might be another persons brilliance, perhaps?

      Therefore, we need to create a model that determines the likely relationship between the binary (sex, 0,1) and a series of multiple variables determining how "good" it is on the basis of a large enough sample size.

      Is "thinking-about-it-too-much" evidence that I'm not getting any?

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        #23
        Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
        Surely crap and non-crap isn't an objective measure - one persons crap might be another persons brilliance, perhaps?

        Therefore, we need to create a model that determines the likely relationship between the binary (sex, 0,1) and a series of multiple variables determining how "good" it is on the basis of a large enough sample size.

        Is "thinking-about-it-too-much" evidence that I'm not getting any?
        You build it, I’ll test it.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          You build it, I’ll test it.
          Sorted.

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Blimey no. What a waste of effort and leg shaving that would be! Such as when you meet a lovely man and go on a few lovely dates. You make the effort for the "big" date, only to find that he is an actual werewolf from the neck down once undressed, with the prowess to match.
            Oi! Stop looking!
            Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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              #26
              Originally posted by stingman123 View Post
              Oi! Stop looking!
              It can't have been you, he was an undertaker. My friends call him 'Coffin' to this day.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #27
                "You make the effort for the "big" date, only to find that he is an actual werewolf from the neck down once undressed, with the prowess to match."


                So you've meet Mr P then.
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  "You make the effort for the "big" date, only to find that he is an actual werewolf from the neck down once undressed, with the prowess to match."


                  So you've meet Mr P then.
                  Ha ha oh blimey I am sure not, you have got a child! You wouldn't have wanted to procreate with this guy, honestly.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    It can't have been you, he was an undertaker. My friends call him 'Coffin' to this day.
                    Are you a preying mantis? Note bold above!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                      Are you a preying mantis? Note bold above!
                      Ha ha not quite, Ok - so he IS an undertaker!
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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