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Is bad sex, better than any sex??

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    Is bad sex, better than any sex??

    Prompted by something EO said.

    Would you rather really crap sex than any sex at all?

    (Light relief in 5..4..3..2..)
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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    #2
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Prompted by something EO said.

    Would you rather really crap sex than any sex at all?

    (Light relief in 5..4..3..2..)
    Are you offering light relief ? That might be preferable.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      Prompted by something EO said.

      Would you rather really crap sex than any sex at all?

      (Light relief in 5..4..3..2..)
      Needs more parameters.

      For example, if it were sex with a sheep or not at all, then I would obviously abstain.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        Prompted by something EO said.

        Would you rather really crap sex than any sex at all?

        (Light relief in 5..4..3..2..)
        sometimes you can have a 'stress sh@g' which isn't really a bonk, it just stops you going mental



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          #5
          Bad sex? What's that then? For instance, sex with a goat would be 'bad', in my opinion, but sex with women is good. Shirley?
          I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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            #6
            A pot noodle is better than a crap shag
            Originally posted by cailin maith
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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              #7
              Originally posted by Rookie View Post
              Bad sex? What's that then? For instance, sex with a goat would be 'bad', in my opinion, but sex with women is good. Shirley?
              ‘women’ is a broad category. Would you prefer;
              1 Anne Widdecombe
              2 A well proportioned gibbon
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                ‘women’ is a broad category. Would you prefer;
                1 Anne Widdecombe
                2 A well proportioned gibbon
                Female or male gibbon? Either way it's

                I'd prefer Carla Bruni...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  ‘women’ is a broad category. Would you prefer;
                  1 Anne Widdecombe
                  2 A well proportioned gibbon
                  I would definitely respect the gibbon more, the next morning
                  Originally posted by cailin maith
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                    Prompted by something EO said.

                    Would you rather really crap sex than any sex at all?

                    (Light relief in 5..4..3..2..)
                    I didnt mean it!!!!
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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