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xoggoth replied

28 April 2009, 20:05
How about this then?

Granny dating

PS NSFW
PPS But I'm retired so SNEER!
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xoggoth replied

28 April 2009, 18:10
Absolutely. Up for it with anything, me.
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Board Game Geek replied

28 April 2009, 17:12
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

<From The Big Book Of Old Jokes>
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stingman123 replied

28 April 2009, 15:27
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It can't have been you, he was an undertaker. My friends call him 'Coffin' to this day.

Sorry....I saw the werewolf remark and it triggered me off

Came across all paranoid like.....
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MaryPoppins replied

28 April 2009, 15:21
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Are you a preying mantis? Note bold above!

Ha ha not quite, Ok - so he IS an undertaker!
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Menelaus replied

28 April 2009, 15:16
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It can't have been you, he was an undertaker. My friends call him 'Coffin' to this day.

Are you a preying mantis? Note bold above!
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MaryPoppins replied

28 April 2009, 15:15
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

"You make the effort for the "big" date, only to find that he is an actual werewolf from the neck down once undressed, with the prowess to match."

So you've meet Mr P then.

Ha ha oh blimey I am sure not, you have got a child! You wouldn't have wanted to procreate with this guy, honestly.
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Pogle replied

28 April 2009, 15:08
"You make the effort for the "big" date, only to find that he is an actual werewolf from the neck down once undressed, with the prowess to match."

So you've meet Mr P then.
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MaryPoppins replied

28 April 2009, 15:03
Originally posted by stingman123 View Post

Oi! Stop looking!

It can't have been you, he was an undertaker. My friends call him 'Coffin' to this day.
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stingman123 replied

28 April 2009, 14:27
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Blimey no. What a waste of effort and leg shaving that would be! Such as when you meet a lovely man and go on a few lovely dates. You make the effort for the "big" date, only to find that he is an actual werewolf from the neck down once undressed, with the prowess to match.

Oi! Stop looking!
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Menelaus replied

28 April 2009, 14:10
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You build it, I’ll test it.

Sorted.
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Mich the Tester replied

28 April 2009, 14:02
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Surely crap and non-crap isn't an objective measure - one persons crap might be another persons brilliance, perhaps?

Therefore, we need to create a model that determines the likely relationship between the binary (sex, 0,1) and a series of multiple variables determining how "good" it is on the basis of a large enough sample size.

Is "thinking-about-it-too-much" evidence that I'm not getting any?

You build it, I’ll test it.
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Menelaus replied

28 April 2009, 13:58
Surely crap and non-crap isn't an objective measure - one persons crap might be another persons brilliance, perhaps?

Therefore, we need to create a model that determines the likely relationship between the binary (sex, 0,1) and a series of multiple variables determining how "good" it is on the basis of a large enough sample size.

Is "thinking-about-it-too-much" evidence that I'm not getting any?
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MaryPoppins replied

28 April 2009, 13:57
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

I've always fancied shagging a pregnant lady too. I suppose I should get the wife pregnant then...

?!
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AtW replied

28 April 2009, 13:50
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

I've always fancied shagging a pregnant lady too. I suppose I should get the wife pregnant then...

Try to make sure it's your wife...
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