Is bad sex, better than any sex??

[original PM]

can we get a definition of crap sex???

is this just a quicky in the missonary position to empty the load?

or do we mean awkward unproductive sex?

conversely define good sex - is this going at it like a porn star with a proper money shot??

more info needed!

[MaryPoppins]

Prompted by something EO said.

Would you rather really crap sex than any sex at all?

(Light relief in 5..4..3..2..)

Blimey no. What a waste of effort and leg shaving that would be! Such as when you meet a lovely man and go on a few lovely dates. You make the effort for the "big" date, only to find that he is an actual werewolf from the neck down once undressed, with the prowess to match.

[Rookie]

‘women’ is a broad category. Would you prefer;
1 Anne Widdecombe
2 A well proportioned gibbon

Anne Widdecombe? Pwoooooooar. Lovely thighs. Imagine slapping them and watching the ripples.

[MaryPoppins]

can we get a definition of crap sex???

is this just a quicky in the missonary position to empty the load?

or do we mean awkward unproductive sex?

conversely define good sex - is this going at it like a porn star with a proper money shot??

more info needed!

I have a theory on this actually, I think anyone can 'do' crap sex, I think how 'good' it is depends on who you are with. Apart from me obviously, as I am queen of filth at all times

[AtW]

You make the effort for the "big" date, only to find that he is an actual werewolf from the neck down once undressed, with the prowess to match.

Start dating on the beach then or in the pool?

HTH

[MaryPoppins]

Start dating on the beach then or in the pool?

HTH

My local baths are probably only really suitable for trying to breed new diseases...

[original PM]

I have a theory on this actually, I think anyone can 'do' crap sex, I think how 'good' it is depends on who you are with. Apart from me obviously, as I am queen of filth at all times

and your phone number is??????

[AtW]

My local baths are probably only really suitable for trying to breed new diseases...

building up ones immune system

[Moscow Mule]

I have a theory on this actually, I think anyone can 'do' crap sex, I think how 'good' it is depends on who you are with. Apart from me obviously, as I am queen of filth at all times

and your phone number is??????

I've always fancied shagging a pregnant lady too. I suppose I should get the wife pregnant then...

[AtW]

I've always fancied shagging a pregnant lady too. I suppose I should get the wife pregnant then...

Try to make sure it's your wife...