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Embarassing Illnesses

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    Embarassing Illnesses

    I've just seen a woman's rancid arsehole. I am traumatised.

    Just wanted to share.

    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    Incidentally it is before the watershed. Surely some discretion from the classifiers is in order?
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
      Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
      I've just seen a woman's rancid arsehole. I am traumatised.

      Just wanted to share.

      Speedway riding were we?

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        #4
        Originally posted by moorfield View Post
        Speedway riding were we?
        I'm going to need to google that. Will I have to clear the cache afterwards?
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          Yes I will. This came from the first hit:

          Dr Sigmundsdottir told us these experiences are typical of the hundreds of women who have wrecked their health by surfing the marmite highway.
          The UK Association for Young Mothers is convinced that the male-dominated Porn industry is behind the epidemic that is sweeping the bedrooms and alleyways of this country. "Make no mistake," said Dr Sigmundsdottir, "chocolate speedway riding is the single biggest threat facing women today. If we do not shut the door on this disgusting practice, we are leaving ourselves wide open to a whole range of diseases. Cadbury alley was never intended for fudge packing. The muscles of the chocolate starfish have to be forced open to admit the marmite driller. If the brute then discharges his cannon into your bomb bay, his love juice will attack the delicate lining. The result is ring sting, chronic flatulence and leakage. What's worse, legions of filthy bacteria and viruses will hitch a ride on his odious tool, and invade your body. Women who invite the chocolate chimney sweep into the tradesman's entrance will quickly find themselves at the bottom of a slippery slope that leads to disease, infertility and an early grave."
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
            Incidentally it is before the watershed. Surely some discretion from the classifiers is in order?
            But this was educational!

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              But this was educational!
              Anus tags before the watershed?!?!?
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
                Yes I will. This came from the first hit:
                She said her issue was childbirth. yeah right.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  She said her issue was childbirth. yeah right.
                  Good point! hahahhaha
                  "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                  Thomas Jefferson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    She said her issue was childbirth. yeah right.
                    I've witnessed childbirth firsthand, I pretty sure it came out of the other hole.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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