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Embarassing Illnesses

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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Almost happens to our neighbour. Baby 11lbs : head came out but shoulders got stuck. The midwife needed trauma councelling!
    chef will enjoy this one

    my first one tried to come out with one elbow first, not head first arms down the sides - my wife had no idea - anesthetics are good

    one chap I heard about slipped the nurse a tenner and asked her to sew his wife up nice and tight
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #22
      on so many levels
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #23
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz
        Oh ok. My son was 10lb 12oz, and my wife is 5' 1". Her life was in danger for a while. Emergency blood transfusions, blood pressure dropping like a stone.

        Took a year to recover. Still went on to have two more.

        btw - it's better to be sewn up tight. It's more uncomfortable for mum until they're completely healed, but it promotes much better healing. The looser the stitches, the more like to have, you know, "women's problems.", down there.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #24
          There is no way this post qualifies for "light relief", unless you are a complete sicko...
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz
            Ouch!

            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Oh ok. My son was 10lb 12oz
            OUCH!
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #26
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              She said her issue was childbirth. yeah right.

              And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.
              Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                #27
                Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.
                I have four kids, I dont have em.


                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #28
                  If you're too embarrassed to go to the doc with your illness then why are you happy for a camera crew to follow you around taking close-ups of your bum-hole??!


                  "I'd do anything to get on TV"
                  copyright The Word, c1990.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.
                    At 33 weeks pregnant, I am super glad I opened this thread....
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      At 33 weeks pregnant, I am super glad I opened this thread....
                      Not long to go then Mary !

                      Remember to do your pelvic floor exercise - Trust me on that one.
                      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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