Embarassing Illnesses

[ThomasSoerensen]

Almost happens to our neighbour. Baby 11lbs : head came out but shoulders got stuck. The midwife needed trauma councelling!

chef will enjoy this one

my first one tried to come out with one elbow first, not head first arms down the sides - my wife had no idea - anesthetics are good

one chap I heard about slipped the nurse a tenner and asked her to sew his wife up nice and tight

[chef]

on so many levels

[NotAllThere]

Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz

Oh ok. My son was 10lb 12oz, and my wife is 5' 1". Her life was in danger for a while. Emergency blood transfusions, blood pressure dropping like a stone.

Took a year to recover. Still went on to have two more.

btw - it's better to be sewn up tight. It's more uncomfortable for mum until they're completely healed, but it promotes much better healing. The looser the stitches, the more like to have, you know, "women's problems.", down there.

[NotAllThere]

There is no way this post qualifies for "light relief", unless you are a complete sicko...

[voodooflux]

Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz

Ouch!

Oh ok. My son was 10lb 12oz

OUCH!

[zara_backdog]

She said her issue was childbirth. yeah right.

And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.

[EternalOptimist]

And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.

I have four kids, I dont have em.

[Gravy Train]

If you're too embarrassed to go to the doc with your illness then why are you happy for a camera crew to follow you around taking close-ups of your bum-hole??!


"I'd do anything to get on TV"
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[MaryPoppins]

And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.

At 33 weeks pregnant, I am super glad I opened this thread....

[zara_backdog]

At 33 weeks pregnant, I am super glad I opened this thread....

Not long to go then Mary !

Remember to do your pelvic floor exercise - Trust me on that one.