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wobbegong replied

1 May 2009, 07:34
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

I've just seen a woman's rancid arsehole. I am traumatised.

Just wanted to share.

Can't you just call him 'Gordon', like everyone else?
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zara_backdog replied

27 April 2009, 18:36
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

At 33 weeks pregnant, I am super glad I opened this thread....

Not long to go then Mary !

Remember to do your pelvic floor exercise - Trust me on that one.
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MaryPoppins replied

27 April 2009, 15:06
Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.

At 33 weeks pregnant, I am super glad I opened this thread....
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Gravy Train replied

23 April 2009, 12:57
If you're too embarrassed to go to the doc with your illness then why are you happy for a camera crew to follow you around taking close-ups of your bum-hole??!

"I'd do anything to get on TV"
copyright The Word, c1990.
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EternalOptimist replied

23 April 2009, 12:35
Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.

I have four kids, I dont have em.
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zara_backdog replied

23 April 2009, 09:00
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

She said her issue was childbirth. yeah right.

And there are the haemorides that childbirth brings - just thought I would share that with you.
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voodooflux replied

23 April 2009, 08:47
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz

Ouch!

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Oh ok. My son was 10lb 12oz

OUCH!
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NotAllThere replied

23 April 2009, 08:36
There is no way this post qualifies for "light relief", unless you are a complete sicko...
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NotAllThere replied

23 April 2009, 08:34
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz

Oh ok. My son was 10lb 12oz, and my wife is 5' 1". Her life was in danger for a while. Emergency blood transfusions, blood pressure dropping like a stone.

Took a year to recover. Still went on to have two more.

btw - it's better to be sewn up tight. It's more uncomfortable for mum until they're completely healed, but it promotes much better healing. The looser the stitches, the more like to have, you know, "women's problems.", down there.
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chef replied

23 April 2009, 08:22
on so many levels
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ThomasSoerensen replied

23 April 2009, 08:02
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Almost happens to our neighbour. Baby 11lbs : head came out but shoulders got stuck. The midwife needed trauma councelling!

chef will enjoy this one

my first one tried to come out with one elbow first, not head first arms down the sides - my wife had no idea - anesthetics are good

one chap I heard about slipped the nurse a tenner and asked her to sew his wife up nice and tight
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BrilloPad replied

23 April 2009, 07:48
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

So basically they slit you in half. Nice. A scar from the bottom of the chest bone and all the way south is sexy.

Almost happens to our neighbour. Baby 11lbs : head came out but shoulders got stuck. The midwife needed trauma councelling!
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chef replied

23 April 2009, 07:46
this is like some sick torture, i see the thread has been updated, my stomach knows i dont want to read but i find myself looking anyway..
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ThomasSoerensen replied

23 April 2009, 07:43
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz

So basically they slit you in half. Nice. A scar from the bottom of the chest bone and all the way south is sexy.
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Ruprect replied

23 April 2009, 07:42
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz

Ouch
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