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Embarassing Illnesses

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    #11
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I've witnessed childbirth firsthand, I pretty sure it came out of the other hole.
    Sometimes the "baby-hole" is not big enough, then the have to cut a bit to merge it with the Cadbury-tunnel. Then there is enough room for the cash-sucking offspring to exit.
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #12
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      Sometimes the "baby-hole" is not big enough, then the have to cut a bit to merge it with the Cadbury-tunnel. Then there is enough room for the cash-sucking offspring to exit.


      urrrgghhhh thanks for the thought
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
        Sometimes the "baby-hole" is not big enough, then the have to cut a bit to merge it with the Cadbury-tunnel. Then there is enough room for the cash-sucking offspring to exit.
        Coffee on keyboard moment for Pogle!
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

        Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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          #14
          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          Coffee on keyboard moment for Pogle!
          And they use these really big shears.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by chef View Post


            urrrgghhhh thanks for the thought
            You are most welcome. I find that thinking about this immediately before lunch accelerates my weight loss diet.
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              And they use these really big shears.
              Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

              Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                #17
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz
                Ouch

                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  Tell me about it! - My daughter was 10lb 8oz
                  So basically they slit you in half. Nice. A scar from the bottom of the chest bone and all the way south is sexy.
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #19
                    this is like some sick torture, i see the thread has been updated, my stomach knows i dont want to read but i find myself looking anyway..
                    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                      So basically they slit you in half. Nice. A scar from the bottom of the chest bone and all the way south is sexy.
                      Almost happens to our neighbour. Baby 11lbs : head came out but shoulders got stuck. The midwife needed trauma councelling!

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