The most depraved act i've ever done thread

[aussielong]

When I was single, many years ago, I've got high up on drugs and a few p-o-r-n-o DVDs, then gone and paid for a 40+ street whore who I took back to my flat.

The filth is attractive until you immerse yourself in it, then it becomes repulsive.

Pretty tame no doubt compared to some of you guys...?

[Pondlife]

Why would you possibly want to share that????

[MaryPoppins]

?!

[Mich the Tester]

Applied for a job at Accidenture.

[aussielong]

Why would you possibly want to share that????

You're on the wrong thread, I think.

I've also taken a street w-h-o-r-e into a car park and had her suck me off while I was skinning up a joint. That seemed pretty depraved at the time.

[TheBigYinJames]

Pretty tame no doubt compared to some of you guys...?

I've never paid for it in my life. I'm scottish.

[Ruprect]

Why would you possibly want to share that????

I'm guessing he's not coming to the xmas party then

I thought all Aussies were depraved. This is further confirmation of the theory.

[MaryPoppins]

For some reason, the use of the word w-h-o-r-e is what I found the most offensive! Wonder what that says about me

[EternalOptimist]

You're on the wrong thread, I think.

I've also taken a street w-h-o-r-e into a car park and had her suck me off while I was skinning up a joint. That seemed pretty depraved at the time.

You have a desire to shock
Are you in any way related to a mr Russel Brand ?

[aussielong]

I'm guessing he's not coming to the xmas party then

I thought all Aussies were depraved. This is further confirmation of the theory.

I'm English. Come on! This is stuff from 10+ years ago. I reckon people have some stories to tell...