The most depraved act i've ever done thread

[Shimano105]

Ten years ago I split up with the long time bird and went off the rails a bit - getting drunk/stoned and screwing some ten pinters etc.

Trouble is I found the reality to be more dull than the fantasy so I went for the safe option of getting married, having kids etc. Guess I must just be dull then?

Good to have had a phase like that but I don't miss it and I'll leave it to the Brands of the world.

[Fishface]

the depraved act that I couldn't do...

"...I will do anything for love, but I won't do *that*..."

I think I know what Meatloaf was talking about...

Maybe I'm a bit timid but it was a bridge too far for me...

I was seeing a very pretty British/Indian girl - butter wouldn't melt in her mouth type...until she was in the sack - she was red hot oof! and suprisingly 70's in hair style.

...during one session she asked me to slap her ar$e - I checked for the candid camera and was compliant with her demand - so funny I had to bite my finger to stop myself laughing my head off........

....then in a very sobering moment, she demanded that I eat the ole' chocolate starfish and puckered up

I nearly gipped and said 'sorry pal - no can do'

the relationship disintegrated soon after.

she was a real beauty as well - not a 10 pint bloater.

[ChimpMaster]

.........she was a real beauty as well - not a 10 pint bloater.

Have you got her contact details - PM me. Thanks.

[MarillionFan]

how can i look like a pr1ck in front of people i will never see?

come on , do you think you have a real relationship with your friends on here?

lets push it to boundaries we could not reach without anonymity

Some of us do meet up every now and then Aussie, and to be honest I dont want any of them knowing I shagged your mum!

[Bumfluff]

Ten years ago I split up with the long time bird and went off the rails a bit - getting drunk/stoned and screwing some ten pinters etc.

Sounds abit like the sh*t I'm going through at the moment

Most depraved act I've done to many to mention