Everyone has stories - some of them don't need telling that's all. Mainly cos they can make you look like a pr1ck...
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The most depraved act i've ever done thread
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Not at all. That's why i put the explicit subject lineOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostYou have a desire to shock
Are you in any way related to a mr Russel Brand ?

I didnt want to shock people...
Quite the opposite
Come on, lets put a few things out there...
i've got some great stories to share if others have too....Comment
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Fair enough. To give you some credit it is a more interesting thread than the "most boring person" one."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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how can i look like a pr1ck in front of people i will never see?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostEveryone has stories - some of them don't need telling that's all. Mainly cos they can make you look like a pr1ck...
come on , do you think you have a real relationship with your friends on here?
lets push it to boundaries we could not reach without anonymityComment
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Think you're anonomous on here?
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I once contracted to a company that was going down the pan, and as I felt sorry for them didn't bill all the hours I had worked.Comment
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You sick barstewardOriginally posted by Purple Dalek View PostI once contracted to a company that was going down the pan, and as I felt sorry for them didn't bill all the hours I had worked.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Burn the heretic!Originally posted by Purple Dalek View PostI once contracted to a company that was going down the pan, and as I felt sorry for them didn't bill all the hours I had worked.And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.Comment
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That is really sick.Originally posted by Purple Dalek View PostI once contracted to a company that was going down the pan, and as I felt sorry for them didn't bill all the hours I had worked.Comment
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