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The most depraved act i've ever done thread

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    #31
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I once touched myself in my special place
    Your third eye?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #32
      I had a friend who used to work for treats ice cream

      They used to have "milk race" competitions on night shift …..into the large ice cream VATS

      Never bought from them since
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      Recruitment consultants were sent to punish us all!

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        #33
        Originally posted by Crusoe101 View Post
        I had a friend who used to work for treats ice cream

        They used to have "milk race" competitions on night shift …..into the large ice cream VATS

        Never bought from them since
        That's another company with rapidly dropping sales now
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #34
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Only Depraved if you were wearing a squirrel costume.....
          Oh, in that case I withdraw my contribution. I'm not that sick.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            That's another company with rapidly dropping sales now
            drooping
            Coffee's for closers

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              #36
              Yes but depraved worked for the sales of Russell Brands DVD's and services.

              Maybe this publicity could work for treats.
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              Recruitment consultants were sent to punish us all!

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                #37
                Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                When I was single, many years ago, I've got high up on drugs and a few p-o-r-n-o DVDs, then gone and paid for a 40+ street whore who I took back to my flat.

                The filth is attractive until you immerse yourself in it, then it becomes repulsive.

                Pretty tame no doubt compared to some of you guys...?
                Depraved???? Standard weekend working round these here parts
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #38
                  http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/popla1/fun1.jpg

                  SFW
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #39
                    There's something wrong with the site. It won't let me add it to my shopping basket.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      There's something wrong with the site. It won't let me add it to my shopping basket.
                      Just copy paste it
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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