Can you order these cakes at Sainsbury’s?

[Paddy]

http://foto.mail.ru/mail/piskareva71/72/203.html

[voodooflux]

Worth a shot - take a photo in and ask. And wear a pair of good running shoes.

I think there's also an opportunity for improvement with a strategically placed pink candle.

[thunderlizard]

Is facio in meus apparatus

...is ungrammatical, but if it was grammatical it would mean "I'm doing him in my readiness".
do you want to say "I do it in my kit"? If so, "cum meis insigniis id facio" might be better.

except "doing it" isn't a Latin idiom innuendo. So probably "cum meis insigniis opus facio" ("I do the job..."), or maybe "in meis insigniis ludo" ("I play...").

[voodooflux]

...is ungrammatical, but if it was grammatical it would mean "I'm doing him in my readiness".
do you want to say "I do it in my kit"? If so, "cum meis insigniis id facio" might be better.

except "doing it" isn't a Latin idiom innuendo. So probably "cum meis insigniis opus facio" ("I do the job..."), or maybe "in meis insigniis ludo" ("I play...").

The original was the closest that a friend of mine could get to "It works on my machine." Unfortunately I am not qualified to comment on the accuracy of the translation - but please feel free to suggest something closer

[NickFitz]

Sunt item quae appelantur alces

- Julius Caesar

[RichardCranium]

Sunt item quae appelantur alces

- Julius Caesar

They should have used walls to lean on.

[wobbegong]

CENTURION: What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN: It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN: Aah!
CENTURION: Come on!
BRIAN: 'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION: Goes like...?
BRIAN: 'Annus'?
CENTURION: Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN: Eh. 'Anni'?
CENTURION: 'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
BRIAN: 'Go'. Let--
CENTURION: Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN: Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
CENTURION: So 'eunt' is...?
BRIAN: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
CENTURION: But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
BRIAN: The... imperative!
CENTURION: Which is...?
BRIAN: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
CENTURION: How many Romans?
BRIAN: Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
CENTURION: 'Ite'.
BRIAN: Ah. Eh.
CENTURION: 'Domus'?
BRIAN: Eh.
CENTURION: Nominative?
BRIAN: Oh.
CENTURION: 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
BRIAN: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION: Except that 'domus' takes the...?
BRIAN: The locative, sir!
CENTURION: Which is...?!
BRIAN: 'Domum'.
CENTURION: 'Domum'.
BRIAN: Aaah! Ah.
CENTURION: 'Um'. Understand?
BRIAN: Yes, sir.
CENTURION: Now, write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

[DaveB]

Vidi, Vici, Veni

[KathyWoolfe]

eh???

[Churchill]

Vidi, Vici, Veni

Wrong way round - said the actress.... etc.....

Shirley?

Also, no commas!!!