What's the best treatment for Diver?

[Pondlife]

Sorry to hear fella. Sounds terrible. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.

In the mean time I would recommend a notepad file with the following that can be cut n' pasted with minimal one-handedness


Wot he said
No...Next...
You are someone else and I claim £5
No, you shut up
AndyW, is that you?
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Any pics?
Linky or it didn't happen.
You're really a bloke aren't you.
Mornington Crescent



Should keep you covered for most days.

[Diver]

Sorry to hear fella. Sounds terrible. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.

In the mean time I would recommend a notepad file with the following that can be cut n' pasted with minimal one-handedness


Wot he said
No...Next...
You are someone else and I claim £5
No, you shut up
AndyW, is that you?
1
2
3
Any pics?
Linky or it didn't happen.
You're really a bloke aren't you.
Mornington Crescent



Should keep you covered for most days.

[Diver]

Erk - I hope you're not in too much pain mate, and that your war wounds heal quickly. Sounds horrific.

That said - we expect no reduction in your post count - that would be slacking.

Yessum Bossum

[cojak]

Diver - that's terrible!

I can't even kiss it better with all that plaster (tho' to be honest would probably faint at the sight of it... ).

Hope you get your strength back in it...

Don't let yourself feel too flat...

Keep yer pecker up...

*runs out of smutty innuendos*

[Diver]

Diver - that's terrible!

I can't even kiss it better with all that plaster (tho' to be honest would probably faint at the sight of it... ).

Hope you get your strength back in it...

Don't let yourself feel too flat...

Keep yer pecker up...

*runs out of smutty innuendos*

Thank you dear.

oh yeh, it's not plaster, it's a thermoplastic sheet they heat up and then drape over yer arm and mold to shape as it cools. then it is held on with velcro straps. Neat Eh!

[BrilloPad]

Wire brush and dettol I reckon.

[Diver]

Wire brush and dettol I reckon.

Pratt