What's the best treatment for Diver?

[BrowneIssue]

Given Diver's rather horrific hand injury, he is concerned his drivelling will be criticised because of poor typing skills (since he is now effectively one-handed for six weeks).

Should we take pity on him? Or give him a hard time like his Missus does?

Should we give him some latitude for difficulty he has in typing one handed with no punctuation, grammar or capitals like Milan does? Or make him endure the agony of typing properly and re-opening his wound many times a day?

Yes, single handed. The caps are a pain to do, but if I ignore them I will just end up with loads of smiley's

You choose. Commas and CAPS or painless pandering?

[Sockpuppet]

Get some simply speaking software off bit torrent.

I just want to imagine Diver shouting at the screen.... "SPANK".

[BrilloPad]

Humiliation. Will do him the world of good.

[TheFaQQer]

What's he done this time?

[BrowneIssue]

What's he done this time?

Hurt himself. Rather badly.

Well, I've really done it this time.
Chopping up old timbers on the big power saw on friday, and a nail in the timber caught my glove and dragged my left hand into the saw blade.

Sawed through the back of my hand. cut through the index finger bone, thumb and middle finger bones. severed the tendons for the index, middle and the next finger. nicked half through the thumb tendon and vein, and stripped the skin from the back of my hand.
they flew me up to Morriston hospital in Swansea to the plastic surgery unit.
those wonderful surgeons managed to save my hand and all my fingers.
they sent me home this morning because I wouldn't stay in bed anyway.
in plaster now up to the elbow, and will be for the next six weeks.

[Diver]

What's the best treatment for Diver?

Lots of :

Hugs
Prezzies
Chocolate
Those seedless South African white grapes he likes so much
Leeway

HTH

[BrowneIssue]

Gosh. You're typing is bad, isn't it?

Lots of :

Hugs
Prezzies
Chocolate
Those seedless South African white grapes he likes so much
Leeway

HTH

Let's see if I can help...

Lots of :

Hugs
Lezzers
Hot chocolate with rum in it
Those sleepless South African white slaves he likes so much
Leeway

HTH

Any better?

[Diver]

Gosh. You're typing is bad, isn't it?



Let's see if I can help...Any better?

Cool

[Diver]

Get some simply speaking software off bit torrent.

I just want to imagine Diver shouting at the screen.... "SPANK".

[realityhack]

Erk - I hope you're not in too much pain mate, and that your war wounds heal quickly. Sounds horrific.

That said - we expect no reduction in your post count - that would be slacking.