Reply to: What's the best treatment for Diver?

[Diver]

Wire brush and dettol I reckon.

Pratt

[BrilloPad]

Wire brush and dettol I reckon.

[Diver]

Diver - that's terrible!

I can't even kiss it better with all that plaster (tho' to be honest would probably faint at the sight of it... ).

Hope you get your strength back in it...

Don't let yourself feel too flat...

Keep yer pecker up...

*runs out of smutty innuendos*

Thank you dear.

oh yeh, it's not plaster, it's a thermoplastic sheet they heat up and then drape over yer arm and mold to shape as it cools. then it is held on with velcro straps. Neat Eh!

[cojak]

Diver - that's terrible!

I can't even kiss it better with all that plaster (tho' to be honest would probably faint at the sight of it... ).

Hope you get your strength back in it...

Don't let yourself feel too flat...

Keep yer pecker up...

*runs out of smutty innuendos*

[Diver]

Erk - I hope you're not in too much pain mate, and that your war wounds heal quickly. Sounds horrific.

That said - we expect no reduction in your post count - that would be slacking.

Yessum Bossum

[Diver]

Sorry to hear fella. Sounds terrible. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.

In the mean time I would recommend a notepad file with the following that can be cut n' pasted with minimal one-handedness


Wot he said
No...Next...
You are someone else and I claim £5
No, you shut up
AndyW, is that you?
1
2
3
Any pics?
Linky or it didn't happen.
You're really a bloke aren't you.
Mornington Crescent



Should keep you covered for most days.

[Pondlife]

Sorry to hear fella. Sounds terrible. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.

In the mean time I would recommend a notepad file with the following that can be cut n' pasted with minimal one-handedness


Wot he said
No...Next...
You are someone else and I claim £5
No, you shut up
AndyW, is that you?
1
2
3
Any pics?
Linky or it didn't happen.
You're really a bloke aren't you.
Mornington Crescent



Should keep you covered for most days.

[realityhack]

Erk - I hope you're not in too much pain mate, and that your war wounds heal quickly. Sounds horrific.

That said - we expect no reduction in your post count - that would be slacking.

[Diver]

Get some simply speaking software off bit torrent.

I just want to imagine Diver shouting at the screen.... "SPANK".

[Diver]

Gosh. You're typing is bad, isn't it?



Let's see if I can help...Any better?

Cool

[BrowneIssue]

Gosh. You're typing is bad, isn't it?

Lots of :

Hugs
Prezzies
Chocolate
Those seedless South African white grapes he likes so much
Leeway

HTH

Let's see if I can help...

Lots of :

Hugs
Lezzers
Hot chocolate with rum in it
Those sleepless South African white slaves he likes so much
Leeway

HTH

Any better?

[Diver]

What's the best treatment for Diver?

Lots of :

Hugs
Prezzies
Chocolate
Those seedless South African white grapes he likes so much
Leeway

HTH

[BrowneIssue]

What's he done this time?

Hurt himself. Rather badly.

Well, I've really done it this time.
Chopping up old timbers on the big power saw on friday, and a nail in the timber caught my glove and dragged my left hand into the saw blade.

Sawed through the back of my hand. cut through the index finger bone, thumb and middle finger bones. severed the tendons for the index, middle and the next finger. nicked half through the thumb tendon and vein, and stripped the skin from the back of my hand.
they flew me up to Morriston hospital in Swansea to the plastic surgery unit.
those wonderful surgeons managed to save my hand and all my fingers.
they sent me home this morning because I wouldn't stay in bed anyway.
in plaster now up to the elbow, and will be for the next six weeks.

[TheFaQQer]

What's he done this time?

[BrilloPad]

Humiliation. Will do him the world of good.