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When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

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    When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

    a) chest
    b) face
    c) armpits
    d) hair
    e) privates
    f) shoulders
    g) other
    24
    chest
    12.50%
    3
    face
    0.00%
    0
    armpits
    4.17%
    1
    hair
    62.50%
    15
    privates
    12.50%
    3
    shoulders
    0.00%
    0
    other
    8.33%
    2

    #2
    > >a) Chest
    > >You are a practical person, straightforward and do not beat around
    > thebush.To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be
    > distracted
    > >when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things
    > your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best
    > partner
    > >in life will be those who chose d) hair.
    > >

    > >b) Face
    > Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity
    > and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used
    > and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you
    > but you are not concerned about what they think. You are very
    > self-centred. As a sex partner, you tend to be too selfish. Your best
    > partners in life will be those who chose e) privates and g) other.
    > >

    > >c) Armpits
    > >You are a dependable and hard-working person. Generally very popular,
    > down to earth, and willing to help others. You tend to get yourself into
    > trouble, as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Poor
    > sex partner -- the working type with average talent. Your best partner in
    > life will be someone who chooses f) shoulders.
    > >

    > >d) Hair
    > Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most
    > other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work tirelessly
    > towards goals that are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends
    > are important -- but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Most
    > willing to explore and please your partner sexually. Talent is your main
    > strength. Your best partners in life will be those who chose a) chest and
    > e)
    > privates.
    > >

    > >e) Privates
    > Shy type. You lack self-confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You
    > do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive.
    > Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily at the
    > first opportunity. However, you make an above-average sex partner. You
    > are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence, in sex you
    > find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who
    > chose b) face and d) hair.
    > >

    > >f) Shoulder
    > >A born loser. You fail in everything you do. People dislike you and you
    > tend to spend your time alone. People who wash their shoulders first are
    > heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money
    > and power are important, but your luck will always fail you. You make a
    > lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life.
    > Those who chose c) armpits are your only chance.
    > >

    > >g) Other
    > You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths
    > but people find them hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more
    > adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable
    > person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your
    > strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average
    > sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but
    > unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in
    > life will be those who chose b) face.

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      #3
      Does privates include @rse or do us @rse first washers have a different personality?
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Hair, but only for reasons of efficiency. You shampoo the hair first, then you can put your head under the shower to simultaneously rinse off the shampoo and wash the rest of your bod. Doesn't everybody do that?

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          #5
          Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
          Hair, but only for reasons of efficiency. You shampoo the hair first, then you can put your head under the shower to simultaneously rinse off the shampoo and wash the rest of your bod. Doesn't everybody do that?
          Me too...
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #6
            and me..

            (but I was a bit uncomfortable reading Brillo's deconstruction.... )
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              and me..

              (but I was a bit uncomfortable reading Brillo's deconstruction.... )
              Wouldn't worry sweets, BP is mad as a box of frogs.... a sweetheart but a complete nutter.... god, knows where he digs some of that tulip up from...
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #8
                Hair and face in one action.
                Followed by body and balls.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Wouldn't worry sweets, BP is mad as a box of frogs.... a sweetheart but a complete nutter.... god, knows where he digs some of that tulip up from...
                  Did you really think I was clever enough to make that lot up!

                  I got that one from the nurse who comes round every evening with my drugs(and packs my crayons away for the night).

                  But CM is in the next cell!

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                    #10
                    Chest for me...to lather the soap up
                    The pope is a tard.

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