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When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

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    #11
    Sooner or later you get to the "arse". I am not giving particulars about how I do it but I 've recently noticed that the bathroom window is not particularly blurry although somewhat. I've now shifted the arse part to the end , when the steam has blurred the windows. I am still wondering if the neighbors have been "enjoying" before..

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      #12
      Originally posted by 2uk View Post
      Sooner or later you get to the "arse". I am not giving particulars about how I do it but I 've recently noticed that the bathroom window is not particularly blurry although somewhat. I've now shifted the arse part to the end , when the steam has blurred the windows. I am still wondering if the neighbors have been "enjoying" before..


      your poor neighbours...

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        I don't wash...

        It keeps the War Criminal away.
        Do you wash your brain?

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          #14
          Top down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

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            #15
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
            Top down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.
            Wot he said

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              #16
              I wash my right knee cap first, followed by my left elbow, then my left knee cap, followed by my right elbow. Then I shampoo half my hair, condition that whilst washing the other half. Then I wash my toes, condition my other half head then I wash my left thumb and then my right thumb and then my right boob, then the rest of my body in no particular order and then finish off with my left boob. Then I wash the conditioner off my hair.

              That makes me a genius - with original thoughts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                Top down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.
                Basically, but arse last of all because it's the dirtiest bit. Same rule as when you're washing up: glasses, then plates, then pans. (then arse).

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                  Hair, but only for reasons of efficiency. You shampoo the hair first, then you can put your head under the shower to simultaneously rinse off the shampoo and wash the rest of your bod. Doesn't everybody do that?
                  Yes. Everyone else is just weird.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Sometimes.

                    There's things I'd like to forget.
                    Just stop downloading them then!
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