Reply to: When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

[TheFaQQer]

Sometimes.

There's things I'd like to forget.

Just stop downloading them then!

[TheFaQQer]

Hair, but only for reasons of efficiency. You shampoo the hair first, then you can put your head under the shower to simultaneously rinse off the shampoo and wash the rest of your bod. Doesn't everybody do that?

Yes. Everyone else is just weird.

[thunderlizard]

Top down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.

Basically, but arse last of all because it's the dirtiest bit. Same rule as when you're washing up: glasses, then plates, then pans. (then arse).

[Denny]

I wash my right knee cap first, followed by my left elbow, then my left knee cap, followed by my right elbow. Then I shampoo half my hair, condition that whilst washing the other half. Then I wash my toes, condition my other half head then I wash my left thumb and then my right thumb and then my right boob, then the rest of my body in no particular order and then finish off with my left boob. Then I wash the conditioner off my hair.

That makes me a genius - with original thoughts.

[oracleslave]

Top down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.

Wot he said

[The Lone Gunman]

Top down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.

[BrilloPad]

I don't wash...

It keeps the War Criminal away.

Do you wash your brain?

[BrilloPad]

Sooner or later you get to the "arse". I am not giving particulars about how I do it but I 've recently noticed that the bathroom window is not particularly blurry although somewhat. I've now shifted the arse part to the end , when the steam has blurred the windows. I am still wondering if the neighbors have been "enjoying" before..

your poor neighbours...

[2uk]

Sooner or later you get to the "arse". I am not giving particulars about how I do it but I 've recently noticed that the bathroom window is not particularly blurry although somewhat. I've now shifted the arse part to the end , when the steam has blurred the windows. I am still wondering if the neighbors have been "enjoying" before..

[SallyAnne]

Chest for me...to lather the soap up

[BrilloPad]

Wouldn't worry sweets, BP is mad as a box of frogs.... a sweetheart but a complete nutter.... god, knows where he digs some of that tulip up from...

Did you really think I was clever enough to make that lot up!

I got that one from the nurse who comes round every evening with my drugs(and packs my crayons away for the night).

But CM is in the next cell!

[FiveTimes]

Hair and face in one action.
Followed by body and balls.

[cailin maith]

and me..

(but I was a bit uncomfortable reading Brillo's deconstruction.... )

Wouldn't worry sweets, BP is mad as a box of frogs.... a sweetheart but a complete nutter.... god, knows where he digs some of that tulip up from...

[cojak]

and me..

(but I was a bit uncomfortable reading Brillo's deconstruction.... )

[cailin maith]

Hair, but only for reasons of efficiency. You shampoo the hair first, then you can put your head under the shower to simultaneously rinse off the shampoo and wash the rest of your bod. Doesn't everybody do that?

Me too...