Unexpected visit

[cailin maith]

I suggest you smell the chair before you sit down.

[Goldenboy]

I suggest you smell the chair before you sit down.

Does it smell of bloody fish!!!!!!

[SandyDown]

OK - we put the question on another forum and here is the solution

Hydrogen peroxide.

Any blood stain, whether new or old will come out with it. Works like magic. She should do it right before she leaves the office for the night, tamp it down to absorb the blood and then it'll dry overnight.

HTH

[Churchill]

"General issues affecting and of interest to contractors."

It does directly or indirectly affect all of us.

Not me mate, either the shower or she can get a red towel out of the airing cupboard.

As far as the emotional tulip is concerned, I'm just a big cuddly teddy bear and she melts in my arms.

[Chugnut]

Dear Dierdre,

Help! I need your advice!

I plucked up the courage to go and talk to this girl I've liked for ages who works on our floor. However, as soon as she saw me, the colour drained from her face and she looking horrified. Try as I might to engage her in conversation she wouldn't say a thing and hasn't moved from her chair since. It's been four hours now.

What am I doing wrong? Maybe I'll try again next month...

Regards,

TOM

[TheFaQQer]

Have a listen to this and see if there is any advice in there.

Probably not something you want blaring out in the office, though.

[sasguru]

Dear Dierdre,

Help! I need your advice!

I plucked up the courage to go and talk to this girl I've liked for ages who works on our floor. However, as soon as she saw me, the colour drained from her face and she looking horrified. Try as I might to engage her in conversation she wouldn't say a thing and hasn't moved from her chair since. It's been four hours now.

What am I doing wrong? Maybe I'll try again next month...

Regards,

TOM

[xoggoth]

Look, will the females on here PLEASE stop talking about their bodily functions, I am making a desperate effort to turn over a new leaf and not be a ghastly old pervert and this doesn't help.
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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PS Somebody with a muslim veil avatar should not be asking about hydrogen peroxide on any forum, it might be misconstrued.

[Moose423956]

<fingers_in_ears>lalalalalalala</fingers_in_ears>

[goldmember]

Does it smell of bloody fish!!!!!!

An ex GF of mine had a tattoo of a sea-shell done on her upper inner thigh. It was amazing, if you put your ear to it you could actually smell the sea.