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    Unexpected visit

    a friend messaged me, she had an unexpected visit from TOM, her chair is a bit soaked and she doesn’t know what to do.

    I told her the best thing is to wait till one of the guys around her leaves his desk, then she should run across and swap chairs
    That would be a good present for him – I bet he’d run to the loo to check his backside

    #2
    Nice!

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      #3
      Tom?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        This message is hidden because SandyDown is on your ignore list.
        I love all your posts now Sandy

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          #5
          Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
          a friend messaged me, she had an unexpected visit from TOM, her chair is a bit soaked and she doesn’t know what to do.
          e
          A "friend" eh ????

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Tom?
            Time of month - keep up

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              #7
              Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
              a friend messaged me, she had an unexpected visit from TOM, her chair is a bit soaked and she doesn’t know what to do.

              I told her the best thing is to wait till one of the guys around her leaves his desk, then she should run across and swap chairs
              That would be a good present for him – I bet he’d run to the loo to check his backside

              Ah, the "fairer" sex.
              I bet your farts are smellier too.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Never heard it called that before, Rag, Blob, Painters etc. but not a visit from TOM, how disgusting
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Never heard it called that before, Rag, Blob, Painters etc. but not a visit from TOM, how disgusting
                  lol

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                    #10
                    I had an auntie Flo.
                    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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