Unexpected visit

[DimPrawn]

Cailin, some people have unexpected gushing visits from a very very keen TOM with no warning, not everyone has the warning signs and symptoms.

There's a very keen TOM up our street. Dirty bastard.

[VectraMan]

There's a very keen TOM up our street. Dirty bastard.

Are you talking about a pussy cat?

[DimPrawn]

No, a Polish window cleaner.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Are you talking about a pussy cat?

Is that a euphemism for TOM doing the painting?

[cailin maith]

Cailin, some people have unexpected gushing visits from a very very keen TOM with no warning, not everyone has the warning signs and symptoms.

Just can't imagine it, I am like clockwork, pretty much down to the hour....

[DimPrawn]

So now we are talking about periods on the General section of CUK?

[VectraMan]

So now we are talking about periods on the General section of CUK?

"General issues affecting and of interest to contractors."

It does directly or indirectly affect all of us.

[Bagpuss]

Look, can't you just give them a break???!!! FFS!!!, I feel so emotional I just want to cry, watch dirty dancing and have some chocolate ;-(

[Goldenboy]

All the chairs in our office have red covers....................how will I ever know

[Churchill]

All the chairs in our office have red covers....................how will I ever know

I suggest you smell the chair before you sit down.