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Well if she did I wonder what she did with my tampax."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWell if she did I wonder what she did with my tampax.
Is there more to that story?
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Nope. It was all innocent.Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
Is there more to that story?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Good news, imagine if you were doing a cartwheel at the time. The horror.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOh god
This is vile!
And sorry Sandy - I'm starting to think you're a bloke again - instant gushing never happens! What utter b*llocks!Comment
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Agreed.This is vile!
Even by CUK standards, this is way below the belt.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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[QUOTE=SallyAnne;334780]Oh god
This is vile!
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Isn't it a perfectly normal biological process?Comment
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[QUOTE=andrew_neil_uk;335568]If a woman is gushing there is obviously something medically wrong and they need to be in A&E immediately.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOh god
This is vile!
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Isn't it a perfectly normal biological process?
The normal cause of stains is women not realising they have started their TOM and sitting in one place for a few hours."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Can we PLEASE knock this thread on the head, its certainly not light relief.



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