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    #51
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    You sure she didn't just sit on a couple of loose ketchup sachets?
    Well if she did I wonder what she did with my tampax.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #52
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      Well if she did I wonder what she did with my tampax.
      Is there more to that story?

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        #53
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Is there more to that story?
        Nope. It was all innocent.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #54
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          Oh god

          This is vile!

          And sorry Sandy - I'm starting to think you're a bloke again - instant gushing never happens! What utter b*llocks!
          Good news, imagine if you were doing a cartwheel at the time. The horror.
          The vegetarian option.

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            #55
            This is vile!
            Agreed.

            Even by CUK standards, this is way below the belt.
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #56
              [QUOTE=SallyAnne;334780]Oh god

              This is vile!

              QUOTE]

              Isn't it a perfectly normal biological process?

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                #57
                [QUOTE=andrew_neil_uk;335568]
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Oh god

                This is vile!

                QUOTE]

                Isn't it a perfectly normal biological process?
                If a woman is gushing there is obviously something medically wrong and they need to be in A&E immediately.

                The normal cause of stains is women not realising they have started their TOM and sitting in one place for a few hours.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #58
                  Can we PLEASE knock this thread on the head, its certainly not light relief.



                  (no pun intended)
                  "Wait, I still function!"

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                    Oh god

                    This is vile!
                    Isn't it a perfectly normal biological process?
                    Well so's sh1tt1ng and pi55ing but we dont have a thread about "accidents" with those either!
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #60


                      This is one thread I wouldn't mind just going away...

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