Train spotters

[wendigo100]

I spotted a train-spotter at Marylebone Station this morning (so I can tick him off in my I-Spy book ).

Anyway, he was wearing camouflage clothing, and I'm still wondering why.

[DaveB]

I spotted a train-spotter at Marylebone Station this morning (so I can tick him off in my I-Spy book ).

Anyway, he was wearing camouflage clothing, and I'm still wondering why.

Obviously a militant ferroequinologist and a dangerous subversive. You should have reported him to the nearest armed response unit immediately. Everyone knows that a comprehensive list of railway rolling stock and it's movements are the first step to overthrowing a government.

[King Cnvt]

I spotted a train-spotter at Marylebone Station this morning (so I can tick him off in my I-Spy book ).

Anyway, he was wearing camouflage clothing, and I'm still wondering why.

I went looking for camouflage clothing the other day. But I couldn't see any.

IGMC

[Moscow Mule]

Anyway, he was wearing camouflage clothing, and I'm still wondering why.

Was he jumping around, there'd be no way you could see him otherwise?

[wendigo100]

I went looking for camouflage clothing the other day. But I couldn't see any.

IGMC

Ah, now that's one of my favourite Tommy Cooper jokes.

[wendigo100]

Was he jumping around, there'd be no way you could see him otherwise?

Good point

He was up against a background of brick walls and red pillars. I did wonder if he was a shrub at first...

[TheFaQQer]

he was wearing camouflage clothing

Do you get extra points in your I-Spy book for that then?

A mate of mine used to make a point of walking into people in camo clothing deliberately, just so he could say "Sorry, didn't see you there"



Until he got a good pummelling from a squaddie.

[chasingtheaurora]

Do you get extra points in your I-Spy book for that then?

A mate of mine used to make a point of walking into people in camo clothing deliberately, just so he could say "Sorry, didn't see you there"



Until he got a good pummelling from a squaddie.

I was arrested once in Birmingham for being mugged. I'd come off a train from a Royal Marines training course, still wearing my combat trousers, big green rucksack and a dark blue sweatshirt with the word "Royal Marines" on the front of it.

And a scrote decided to pull a knife on me.

Mmm.

When the police arrived 5 minutes later I was on my feet and scrote was on the floor - and the police had the temerity to arrest me!

[KathyWoolfe]

When the police arrived 5 minutes later I was on my feet and scrote was on the floor - and the police had the temerity to arrest me!

Of course, you were infringing the muggers human right to mug you!

[chasingtheaurora]

Of course, you were infringing the muggers human right to mug you!

I know, and how dare I?!