If you had to name a pub...

**DaveB** · 10 August 2007, 15:25

The Pub.

**richard-af** · 10 August 2007, 15:30

The Library.

"Just nipping to the library, love, see you in an hour or two."

**kirk** · 10 August 2007, 15:36

"On Her"

then when going to the boozer you could shout to your missus, "I'm just off down on her"

I'll get my coat

**Ardesco** · 10 August 2007, 15:37

Walk the Dog

"Just going to walk the dog dear"

**chicane** · 10 August 2007, 15:42

And continuing in the same vein...

"Buy you some new shoes".

**Ardesco** · 10 August 2007, 15:47

Originally posted by chicane

And continuing in the same vein...

"Buy you some new shoes".

Ohh no no no no no

That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!

**chicane** · 10 August 2007, 15:49

Originally posted by Ardesco

That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!

It's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.

**Ardesco** · 10 August 2007, 15:51

Originally posted by chicane

It's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.

I would have thought "I'm leaving you for the girl next door" would be a better one. That way your missus is arrested for attacking the girl next door.

You can then get her sectioned!!

**Diver** · 10 August 2007, 16:51

Kill him

Say it in a loud angry voice and storm out of the door.
She will question you when you get back so just say "I calmed down after a few beers dear"

If you had to name a pub...