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    If you had to name a pub...

    What would it be??

    #2
    The Pub.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      The Library.

      "Just nipping to the library, love, see you in an hour or two."

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        #4
        "On Her"

        then when going to the boozer you could shout to your missus, "I'm just off down on her"

        I'll get my coat

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          #5
          Walk the Dog

          "Just going to walk the dog dear"

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            #6
            And continuing in the same vein...

            "Buy you some new shoes".

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              #7
              Originally posted by chicane
              And continuing in the same vein...

              "Buy you some new shoes".
              Ohh no no no no no

              That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Ardesco
                That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!
                It's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by chicane
                  It's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.
                  I would have thought "I'm leaving you for the girl next door" would be a better one. That way your missus is arrested for attacking the girl next door.

                  You can then get her sectioned!!

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                    #10
                    Kill him

                    Say it in a loud angry voice and storm out of the door.
                    She will question you when you get back so just say "I calmed down after a few beers dear"
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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