If you had to name a pub...

[richard-af]

"Buy you a lovely present"

[blazzar]

A couple more:

- The Gym
- Pharmacy/Chemist

[Diver]

Kill him

Say it in a loud angry voice and storm out of the door.
She will question you when you get back so just say "I calmed down after a few beers dear"

[Ardesco]

It's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.

I would have thought "I'm leaving you for the girl next door" would be a better one. That way your missus is arrested for attacking the girl next door.

You can then get her sectioned!!

[chicane]

That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!

It's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.

[Ardesco]

And continuing in the same vein...

"Buy you some new shoes".

Ohh no no no no no

That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!

[chicane]

And continuing in the same vein...

"Buy you some new shoes".

[Ardesco]

Walk the Dog

"Just going to walk the dog dear"

[kirk]

"On Her"

then when going to the boozer you could shout to your missus, "I'm just off down on her"

I'll get my coat

[richard-af]

The Library.

"Just nipping to the library, love, see you in an hour or two."

[DaveB]

The Pub.

[Muttley08]

What would it be??