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"On Her"
then when going to the boozer you could shout to your missus, "I'm just off down on her"
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Originally posted by chicaneAnd continuing in the same vein...
"Buy you some new shoes".
That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by ArdescoThat would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by chicaneIt's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.
You can then get her sectioned!!Comment
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Kill him
Say it in a loud angry voice and storm out of the door.
She will question you when you get back so just say "I calmed down after a few beers dear"Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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